Zombies,
Smurfs and Wolfpacks, oh my!
In our never-ending quest to gather terms and
information for Webopedia, we have found many acronyms and tech terms that strike us as being
odd, weird or just plain spooky!
Some acronyms we have found are better off classified as
tongue-twisters, while other terms are words we use in every day
language and
can't figure out why the word was chosen to represent
an aspect of
technology — a term like BLOB, for example.
To celebrate Halloween tech-style, we're
bringing you a fun
— but totally
legit —
list of some of the spookiest
acronyms and tech term oddities we've come across while compiling the
Webopedia database. Who knows, maybe one of the following tech terms will spawn
a costume idea that will bring first place at this year's office (IT)
Halloween party.
Seriously, we didn't make these up...
BLOB
In the tech world
BLOB is
not used to describe a green oozing spatter of who-knows-what's actually the
abbreviation for binary
large object, a collection of binary data stored
as a single entity in a database management system.
Blowfish
If you've ever seen a picture of a
blowfish
then I am sure you too are wondering why in 1993 Bruce Schneier
decided to call his symmetric encryption algorithm "Blowfish".
We still don't have the answer to that one...
choke packet
One can't help but to picture an irate system administrator trying
to choke their router when you see this term.
While we think this should be used in reference anger management
seminars for network administrators, unfortunately the term
choke packet is already taken and being used to describe a
specialized packet
that is used for flow control along a network.
color super-twist nematic
Is nematic even a word? If it is a word, what is it, and how does one super
twist a nematic anyway? I guess we can ask Sharp Electronics to explain this LCD technology which is seen more commonly in its abbreviated form,
CSTN. |
Webopedia Definitions
for the Acronyms & Tech Terms
Found In This
Article.
BLOB
Blowfish
choke packet
color
super-twist nematic
Cuckoo Egg
dummy
GoogleWhack
honeypot
jitter buffer
jitter buster
malvertizing
smurf
tarball
typosquatting
VoWiFi
Wolfpack
zombie
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a really odd tech term or weird acronym not in our database?
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Cuckoo Egg
Not only is the term itself odd but so is the definition in the
case of a
Cuckoo Egg.
For those who download copy protected songs, one day you may come
across Cuckoo Egg yourself. As you sit back to enjoy the tune,
within the first 30 seconds you may hear something other than
the initial song; usually cuckoo clock sound effects or a series
of random sounds and noises that are free of any copyright
ownerships. Cuckoo on you for not buying the CD in the first
place!
dummy
When programmers and administrators are overheard talking about
a dummy,
they really aren't cracking jokes about the newest addition to the staff.
Instead, they most likely are discussing a placeholder. A dummy
variable, for example, is a variable that doesn't contain any useful
data, but it does reserve space that a real variable will use later.
GoogleWhack
We all know what Google is, but why would you want to whack it
around? Let's face it, even techie folk need a break every now and
then and
GoogleWhacking
is a fun way to take a few minutes out of your wired day to play.
The goal of a Googlewhack is to perform search queries that will
produce only one single search result in the Google search engine.
Imagine
— if it catches on in a big way we just might end up with a whole new
Internet sporting event.
The "jitters"
We all know that drinking copious amounts of coffee and staying up
into the wee hours of the morning fixing a computer problem or
playing shoot 'em up games can cause one to have the jitters. While that is
somewhat of a workable term definition,
jitter
buffers (and jitter filters) in tech terminology refer
to a hardware device or software process that eliminates jitter
caused by transmission delays in an Internet telephony (VoIP)
network. We also have
jitter
busters, which is a device that aims to
suppress jitters. It brings the age old saying of
"having the jitters" whole new meaning.
malvertising
Now this is just plain scary! Short for malicious online advertising,
malvertising is typically performed by masking malicious computer code with
seemingly harmless online advertisements. The advertisements may lead to
harmful or deceptive content or may directly infect a victim's computer with
malicious software (malware) that can damage data, steal personal
information or even bring the user's computer under the control of a remote
operator.
smurf
Any child will tell you they are cute, blue and only three apples
high, but a system administrator might cower at the mere mention of
the word since a
smurf is actually a very nasty thing! Of course, we are referring to
a smurf as being a type of denial of service attack in which a
network connected to the Internet is swamped with replies to ICMP
echo (PING) requests.
tarball
While a tarball may sound like a road paving job gone bad, a
tarball
is an archive of files created with the Unix tar utility. While tarballs have been around since the mid 1980's, the actual term tarball did not become commonplace until the late '90s.
I wonder if that has anything to do with UNIX admins not wanting to
have to say that term out loud in the office?
typosquatting
While visions of past editors and people scouring Web sites just
waiting for the chance to e-mail a Webmaster a "typo" note comes to
mind, the definition of
typosquatting is somewhat expected. Typosquatting alludes
to individuals or companies who purchased a domain name that is a
variation on a popular domain name with the expectation that the
site will get traffic off of the original site because of a user's
misspelling of the name. For example,
registering the domain names webapedia.com or yahooo.com in the
hopes that someone making a typo will get to that site unexpectedly.
The fact that I get to write typos that won't get
edited out has nothing to do with it ... honest!
VoWiFi
VoWiFi
is one of those weird acronym type words &$151; made up of a combination
of abbreviation and acronym. Just when you thought you had VoIP and
Wi-Fi figured out, along comes VoWiFi to make things even more
muddled. VoWiFi is used to reference a Wi-Fi-based VoIP
service. We happen to think that just because you can merge technologies
that doesn't mean you should merge acronyms and abbreviations. None
the less, it is fun to say!
Wolfpack
While visions of wild, unpredictable, possibly unstable and menacing animals may dance
through your head, a
Wolfpack is also the
codename used for
Microsoft's clustering solution &$151; interesting comparison don't you
think? Wolfpack
was released in September, 1997 as part of Windows NT 4.0,
enterprise Edition. Its official name is Microsoft Cluster Server
(MSCS).
zombie
While some think the term
zombie
is in reference to one of the many 3D PC games out there, a
zombie is actually a bit more serious than that. In the world of
UNIX, a zombie refers to a "child" program that was started by a
"parent" program but then abandoned by the parent. Zombie
is also used to describe a computer that has been implanted with
a daemon that puts it under the control of a malicious hacker
without the knowledge of the computer owner. No matter what
definition you choose for the word zombie, it is still pretty scary
stuff!
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Did You Know...
That the
measurement for the speed and movement direction of a computer
mouse is called a
mickey?
One mickey (mouse) is approximately
1/200th of an inch. |
